You knew it was true, and here's the proof from Gaebler: a new Harvard study shows that Twitter use was the main 2008 factor for both the financial meltdown and the business slowdown. And here all these populist know-nothings are wasting their torches on AIG and subprime tranchers. Feh. If you tweet, you are the destructive source of our global downfall, not to mention spawn of Satan. Stop Twitter and Save America!
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Twitter, I Rebuke Thee!
You knew it was true, and here's the proof from Gaebler: a new Harvard study shows that Twitter use was the main 2008 factor for both the financial meltdown and the business slowdown. And here all these populist know-nothings are wasting their torches on AIG and subprime tranchers. Feh. If you tweet, you are the destructive source of our global downfall, not to mention spawn of Satan. Stop Twitter and Save America!
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Well I knew there was some reason I didn't want to twitter. Guess now I'm vindicated.
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