Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Mmm mmm good


The end-times are getting pretty durn weird when you can rely on a snippet heard on a Christian radio station for the week's best conspiracy theory. Seems the only stock in U.S. markets to go up Sept. 29 was Campbell's Soup. But that's no surprise, the announcer says, since Campbell's stock also went up in the downturn following the Sept. 11 attacks. Hmm. If One Great Big Conspiracy still existed, Dr. Amir Fassad would have to prove that Campbell's had a special role in creating collateralized debt obligations....

1 comment:

Ruth said...

Maybe it symbolizes the old American dream since it might be one of the few things that hasn't changed in 50 years, well not much anyway.