Xiu Xiu in Disguise, with Glasses

Something about this cryptic indie-moper column in Pitchfork is incredibly funny, though I'm still not sure about the point regarding enforced poverty the writer is trying to make. Maybe it has something to do with Joni Mitchell's "Boho Dance." In any event, the references to Xiu Xiu, Guided by Voices, Walkmen, Minutemen, and Adbusters magazine are priceless.